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The zombies know that i've been playing them, and have kicked me out of their forums and off the listserve. I can't supply you all with their every whims now- I'm sorry. I'm glad I could do some good and save some lives along the way. Here's the full story:
I was hanging out at home saturday night, and Ebonie comes over and is like "I don't want to play anymore. here's my kill tag- pass it along to someone who could use their kill count boosted." So I IMed Chini, wished her a happy birthday, and IMed her the kill tag. The next day she asked me if I wanted her to make up a story rather than tell people "I suicided" to her. I said yes, and asked her if we as zombies had a wiki, and she fwded me the listserve email. the rest is history.
Now as your ex-informant/comrade/friend I have a request. Don't pick on Chini over this. anyone who gives chini a hard time about this is toast. I mean it. I don't want anyone even laughing at a joke they hear about her. Hopefully she won't get it as bad from the zombie side of things as she thinks she will, but if she does, that's my fault. Please don't contribute to that- she's been having a hard time with things enough as it is.
See you all on the battlefield- we still have to pick the zombies apart, and now that I dont have to worry about being seen and identified, I can put some of these socks to use :D
Keep on resisting the Z's, even when I am among them (they're totally gonna kill me =P).
Jess Loeb
aka Ebonie/thepimpcobra/lightning345/the insider on the z-listserve/yeah…
